Memories, Mechanical
    I
 don't recall what the fines and fees that surround speeding tickets, I 
should, I managed to wrack up seven speeding tickets my first year 
driving. I got a letter from the California DMV indicating that if I was
 caught violating the speed limit one more time I would have my license 
revoked. I managed to stop getting caught. However, it did stop my Speed
 Racer driving habits. I even actually remember my CA drivers license 
number N8307905. I don't know why that is pertinent. In 1987 I graduated
 to two wheeled speed. I found myself in the saddle of an '86 FJ1200. At
 that time it about was the fastest [stock] thing with wheels. You can still get 
caught going 170 mph. I found out. But I was Blessed with a very
understanding CHP Officer and as it happened he lived around the corner 
from me. He wrote me up for 75 so that I could attend 'driving school' 
to keep it off my ticket accumulation. I imagine that If I had tried to 
out run him I would have been jailed for some period of time. He did 
thank me for pulling over with out running. He was happy that he didn't 
have to the aircraft involved and turn it into a paperwork problem. That
 was then, I imagine now they would run up to 100 mph and say that the 
chase speed was too dangerous to pursue. I know that they wont chase 
past 100 mph [160.93] in Japan. I did hear some time ago that the high 
speed pursuit's gaining popularity on TV were becoming too dangerous and
 too popular. So there was some upper end limit that the police would 
not engage in a chase. But the Motorola is always faster; faster even 
than any Bugatti or Linguini Fandango what ever HIGH Horsepower thing 
you can build or buy anywhere in the world. Although while I was living 
in in Newport Beach I heard tell of a bunch of crazies Banzai Drivers 
they were called. Start in Valencia and balls to the wall to Mission 
Vallejo. 200 mph was not unheard of. I worked with a fabricator guy who 
had built himself a Chevette with a VERY High Horsepower 428.
 All nice and tidy outside... mostly and it was a very tight for two 
people because the great fat tires were tubed up inside the actual body.
 He took me for a shorty speed blast from Warner Boulevard down the 55 
Freeway towards MacArthur boulevard. We got stopped by an 'interested' 
CHP officer. He wanted to see this Nutbag Crazo machine. After an 
approving look see he said we could go. He did however admonished us to 
be sure to get up to speed quickly so that we wouldn't get hit when we 
merged back onto the freeway. Greg obliged the officer. Greg had built a
 Morris Minor with about the same configuration and was working over a 
Porsche 911 with a Very Built 350 Cleveland. Keeping all the headers and
 velocity stacks  all tucked inside the tiny backside of the Porsche was
 a work of art. He let me watch him work on a '79 Cadillac Seville. He 
and his buddy had split it down the middle and stretched it by 12 inches
 or so with an official NASCAR roll cage stuffed inside. the 500 CID 
engine had four turbo chargers. I never saw it complete or see it run 
but I did hear about it. I can't find any internet evidence of these 
last cars mentioned. 
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