Getting a Grip: 5/24/09

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Wetbacks

Before you all start screaming about me being a raciest look this up Operation Wetback. And hey I warned you about offensive stuff.
So how do we get Obama to read this?!? More to the point how do we get him to think that maybe just maybe this could be a good thing for the country. Oh wait that's not going to happen. Mexicans... Illegal Mexicans... are the fastest growing voting block in the nation. What "Politician" in his or her right mind would alienate those people... alienate... interesting word for this situation...

I have LOADS to say about this but not tonight... I suppose an update is forth coming. I hate reading things like this. All sorts of things come up not the least is my blood pressure. And so as not to be ambiguous about this... Illegal boarder crossing is illegal! If I have to worry about running an Amber light with photo ticketing Javiere should have to worry about his citizenship his true citizenship. Senators and Governors and Mayors all work on behalf of the illegal immigrant enacting laws that fly directly in the face of federal law and looking the other way when Federal laws are broken. Man I hope I have Governors and Senators and Mayors working on my behalf if I ever get crossways with a federal law. Not a chance of that.

Don't think I have no empathy for Mexican people at large. This is not a race issue... its a lot of issues. Mostly I think that Mexicans are great people. The Mexicans I know personally I hold in High regard personally, professionally and any other ...ly you might think of. It gets on my last nerve though when I read about Gangstas... cant even be bothered to say the word properly... go around shootinig up the schools and kids in them over turf wars... turf they DON'T OWN! I used to do drugs so I have contributed in some real sense to this problem.

I am starting to ramble with no real sense of order or direction to this post. I will have to write this up and post it another time.

I have found writing to be a very effective tool to organize my thoughts. It takes a while... So I will be working on this... maybe. Its a highly contentious and controversial issues which I am not likely to solve and in general no one is going to care even a little one way or another about my "well concidered " opinions on this so there is no reason to really but so as to clear it up in my own mind I will (might). That is in fact one of the reasons for the blog.

It took a while but I hammered out my thoughts on abortion this way some years ago.

Buckle up for safety

Unless you are as tough as General William Tecumseh Sherman, emotional resilient as a Chicago Cubs Fan, have skin as thick as rhinoceros hide, are endowed with a sarcastic wit as sharp as Dennis Miller, and generally as able to take care of yourself as the average nuclear missile submarine commander, you should not opt to read this blog.

If you have read any of this blog and you cannot answer in the affirmative all of the above please have yourself treated, at your nearest hospital, as if you taken a month long field trip to the number 4 reactor at the Chernobyl power facilty then arrange for a qualified surgeon to amputate both of your arms at the elbows and extract your eyes as soon as can possibly be arranged.

This warning is necessary because it seems that this country has become so sickeningly Politically correct that we all have to worry about offending some poor simple, humor impaired turd's sensibilities for fear of being sued by the ACLU or other heavy handed tool of the "oppressed" and "offended".

Everyone seems to think that some time recently there was an eleventh "right" written in to the Bill of rights section of the constitution stipulating something about having the right to go through life without being offended in any way shape or form by anything or anyone no matter how trivial or ridiculous the "offense".

This new pervasive attitude of entitlement has created "Champions of Justice" attorneys who will sue the offending party of the first part into complete financial ruination just to see their name in the press.

I can, with absolute assurance, tell you that you will find something, in what I write here, that will offend and irritate. If you haven't yet, you will soon.

If you choose to ignore this warning you will be reading on at your own peril. You are sure to burst into flames of Righteous Indignation and acrimonious hatred the likes of which are typically reserved for former President G.W.Bush. Reading this blog will certainly have you vomiting up torrents of vitriolic outrage, in Tourette’s like volcanic eruptions, of the most vile, disgusting and hateful thoughts and words and deeds ... certain induce a cerebral aneurysm and/or massive stroke that will leave you bleeding from your eyes and ears, dead, balled up in a fetal position, twitching and spewing all manner of bodily fluids on the floor near your where you read this... or find, in a momentary spasm of lucidity, that you have been committed to an asylum with absolutely no hope of release, where you will spend the rest of your years laced up in a tight fitting straight jacket bobbing your head, violently back and forth, flinging snot and drool all over yourself and the padded walls of your dark windowless cell, muttering obscenities, cursing your mother and the day you were born.

Still reading? Great Now that we have scared off the lightweights, let’s have some fun.

Getting a Grip

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Wetbacks

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